Wednesday, May 6, 2009

OMGLEAVEHIMALONE

Oh haiiiiiiiiiiiii, Arlen Specter! How are you? Good? I'm glad. How do you like being the center of attention? No? You don't like it? Have you noticed that people TOTALLY ACT LIKE DOUCHEBAGS?

Arlen Specter became a Democrat last week, and in doing so, apparently pissed everybody off. On Countdown with Keith Olbermann tonight, Keith took out of context a comment made by Senator Specter, and, based on that, labeled Specter a DINO - Democrat in Name Only. So here's what happened, and some background:

First of all, you should know that Arlen Specter is funny. Really, he is. Also, he thinks he is. He does stand up sometimes. REALLY, I SWEAR TO GOD:



Yeah, so that's him. Then, the man agreed to an interview with The New York Times Magazine and this exhange took place:

Q: With your departure from the Republican Party, there are no more Jewish Republicans in the Senate. Do you care about that?


A: I sure do. There's still time for the Minnesota courts to do justice and declare Norm Coleman the winner.

Q: Which seems about as likely at this point as Jerry Seinfeld's joining the Senate.

A: Well, it was about as likely as my becoming a Democrat.

So, yeah that's what happened. What did Keith Olbermann take away from this?

"OMG ARLEN SPECTER TOTALLY IS GAY FOR NORM COLEMAN!"

No, that's not actually a quote. I jest. Basically, however, that was the gist of it. Arlen Specter is a schmuck, and lies, and undermines the Democratic Party every day. Fine, don't trust him, he was, after all, a Republican just a little over a week ago. Let's not make things up though, alright?

Thanks!

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