He's Totally Straight, I Swear

Look! Over there! It's Charlie Crist, announcing his Senate bid and reminding everyone that he has a WIFE who is a WOMAN all in the same tweet!

Christ that's small. Bummer. Well, anyway, OMGIT'SOFFICIAL! Cool! My favorite southern, tan, unquestionably straight, youngish governor wants more of a nation-wide type of persona! Cool! He's certainly a fun guy, and since he's going to skip right along to an easy win, we might as well just accept it and move on.

Oh, in totally unrelated news, there's this new movie coming out, Outrage, about outing closted gay elected officials who have anti-gay voting records. Totally unrelated,  swear.