Well, FEAR NOT! I'm back in action. Let's not waste time congratulating myself for coming back to my computer, alright? I know it's a big deal, but your prayers have been answered. Let's move on, shall we?
What has happened lately, folks? Anything interesting in the country? Well, first of all, San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom and his wife have brought home a lovely baby girl, who they decided to name "Montana," after the state in which the Newsoms were married. Obviously I will now be supporting Jerry Brown in his 2010 gubernatorial bid, as Gavin Newsom apparently doesn't have the type of decision-making skills required of the top official in the state.
That's obviously not the most important thing going on these days, but really, it should worry you.
In other news, South Carolina is full of crazy people, someone named "SerenaJoeKanye WestWilliamsWilson" is rude and unpleasant, television shows are coming back for the fall, Glenn Beck has an army of crazed nutjobs ranging from 50,000-2million people, health care is still a mess, ACORN is apparently an H&R Block with a 'pimps & hos' theme, the USA became the last industrial democracy to have the death penalty, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST I updated my blog finally.
Tomorrow President Obama goes on a massive PR offensive talking up health insurance reform, which should give us plenty of great video to go over, present to you, and chat about. Thanks for visiting!
