Thursday, November 27, 2008

Things to be Thankful For

1.) We are going to have a president who never (to our knowledge) sang a song about bombing a foreign power.

2.) Sarah Palin is still saying things in front of cameras.

3.) Alan Colmes removing the sorta-kinda-not-really fairness from Hannity & Colmes [himself]. Have fun pretending it's fair and balanced now.

4.) Tim Pawlenty not being a partisan prick in terms of the Minnesota recount, no matter how hard FauxNews pundits try to bait him. Here's to REAL (not idiotic neocons) Republicans making a comeback, and making the debate less... Evil.

5.) Stephen Colbert's Christmas Special.

6.) Not having to sit through John McCain's Nov. 4th victory speech. Imagine how horrible that would have been! Jeez!

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

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Gee, I wonder if this works.
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Wet Mittens

Do you think Mitt Romney cries himself to sleep every single day Sarah Palin comes out and says something else stupid? The poor man should have had her job, and everyone knows it. Not the governance-of-crappy-iced-over-wilderness job, but the I-wanna-be-second-in-line-to-run-this-place job.
Seriously, do you think Mittens would stand in front of somebody killing ANYthing and have a camera pointed at him for any period of time, let alone over three minutes? That woman has the political savvy of a... well, a turkey. That poor man's Mormon undies have more skills that she has in her whole person.
I can't help but feel for the guy.


Blerg!