Has anything happened while we were away, you ask? "Without your updates, I have no clue what's going on in the world!" I hear you shout. I reply thusly: "That's sad. Also, no."
Yes, that's right folks! It just so happened that NOTHING AT ALL happened lately. Oh, I could write about how the evil, uppity Obama people went over to Whitesville or Whitehaven or whatever [England] and assaulted the Royal Person. But that would require my acknowledging that people are talking about that, and I would rather vomit.
Michelle Obama also, apparently, wears clothing. [I KNOW!] Which is also BIG NEWS these days, which must mean the economy is fixed and everybody has jobs and houses and stuff.
Oh, but look! Noted short-person Kim Jong-Il wants attention again. The world isn't giving him any, because he is short. Also, he is crazy and wants to kill everyone ever, so maybe we should watch out.
And that pretty much sums up the week, sadly. Two non-stories, and an actual story nobody wants to think about. Don't worry, though, Monday will more than make up for it by having some dumb kid that knocked up some girl he knew on the Tyra show to talk about it, and blame the girl's mother for also being dumb. Also.
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