Happy Thursday, or, Fun with Puns!

Thursday seems like a good enough day for the first post of the week. I mean, why not, right? So anyway, I hate to break it to you, but America's Lover, Barack Obama, is just not that into some of you. 

First, he declared war on the developmentally disabled, and now the man hates all you stoners. As someone who lived in Santa Cruz, and has known a HIGH [ha!] number of stoners over the years, and has had to listen to their political leanings, this could be a huge HIT [ha!] to Obama's support there. The stonerriffic crowd will no doubt be incensed over this latest BURN [ha!] by the President. At least the remark was only made at a town hall meeting, and not at a JOINT [ha!] SESH [ha!] of congress. First, the President can't BOWL [ha!] and now he is even less a man-of-the-people. 

Now, some people think these comments get blown out of proportion by the media and commentators, so people don't focus on the real issues. Are these just SMOKE [ha!] and mirror tactics to get everyone to keep their heads out of the game?

With the global economy ABLAZE [ha!] and multiple wars being fought, Americans are just SITTING ON COUCHES STARING AT THEIR TVs, EYES BLOODSHOT, EATING SNACKS, WHILE MAKING JOKES ABOUT marijuana ON THE INTERWEB. [ha!]