The GOP's Ever Speedy March to the Brink of Madness

Yesterday, President Oath-Flubber went to the Hill to talk with Congressional Republicans about what the Hell is it that they want in terms of things that will get them to stop wishing our Great Leader ill. Obama today says that he's confident the Democratic-sponsored stimulus bill will pass, but Republicans led by John "Boner" Boehner brought their own counter-bill to the House, just to screw with everybody.

Let's get this straight: "No! No spending! Debt is suddenly something that the GOP feels strongly about! Really, we do! C'mon, you guys a trillion is tooooooooooooo much! Ick!" 

The next day... "Unless we are the ones proposing it, because then we give more money to our donors, instead of it going to useful things, like, we don't know, jobs, or other liberal BS."

Would someone please point out to John Boehner that he is an incompetent moron? He doesn't seem to fully grasp that, even though from the very millisecond he took over as House Majority Leader in February 2006, Republican numbers in the house have, how can this be put nicely? Dropped like a stone? Just peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooowwwwwKERSPLAT, like that. They had many, then they had few. And it ain't getting any better. Majority opinion seems to be that they are running around like chickens sans-heads, but that's the way our boy Boehner likes it.

Heckuva job, Boner.