Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Wet Mittens

Do you think Mitt Romney cries himself to sleep every single day Sarah Palin comes out and says something else stupid? The poor man should have had her job, and everyone knows it. Not the governance-of-crappy-iced-over-wilderness job, but the I-wanna-be-second-in-line-to-run-this-place job.
Seriously, do you think Mittens would stand in front of somebody killing ANYthing and have a camera pointed at him for any period of time, let alone over three minutes? That woman has the political savvy of a... well, a turkey. That poor man's Mormon undies have more skills that she has in her whole person.
I can't help but feel for the guy.


Blerg!

1 comment:

  1. Mittens! I love your colorful affection for another man of differing age, religion, and political affiliation as you. Cute.

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